Since writing my first humor column about underwear

for the Nashua Telegraph in 2004, I have cranked out over 550 equally foolish essays that appear every other Tuesday in the Telegraph. My list of publications includes the Boston Globe, New Hampshire magazine, New Hampshire Business Review, Clean Eating, Chicken Soup for the Soul books and some others. I am also available to write commercials, speeches and humorous eulogies. (Don’t laugh…after delivering my father’s eulogy I was asked by a woman if I was available to do hers). I’m still waiting for that call.